You might be an MSU alum since you’re aware of the great Saturday Porta potty shortage.

So how many days before AD Hollis is sacked?

Rumor in East Lansing is MSU athletes were at this beating, robbing, shooting caught on video just off campus: http://www.wilx.com/content/news/Lansing-police-investigating-weekend-fight-412877473.html

Most of the gossip I’ve heard around Kerr is that she’s actually quite mean and didn’t get along with the other VS models that well. But I feel like every beautiful famous women is accused of being boring and/or mean. So who knows.

Wasn’t there some gossip about how Miranda Kerr is exceeeeeeeedingly boring and the only reason that she and Orlando Bloom even got married is because she got preggo from all the doing it?

Maybe Speigel is asexual? Those leaked emails read like someone who’s never had sex but would like to make it seem he might have. He isn’t bad looking so I imagine if he wanted to get some when he was in college he would have been able to.

Oh god, Kylie Jennner might be scamming people

Sure kourtney, Scott proposed to you with his Haynna in the adjacent suite. Good luck saving face.

Okay, this one isn’t stupidity. It’s actually something that a lot of nations have struggled with, and a question the U.S. has struggled with since its inception. It’s even at the heart of the “silver vs. gold” argument back when our currency wasn’t backed purely by taking the government’s word for it.

I mean, the answer is complicated, and it does kind of depend. Generally I think if you’re a net exporter then a weak dollar is good, but if you’re a net importer, then a strong dollar is good. It’s actually a good question to ask, but you don’t ask your national security advisor, and you don’t do it at 3 AM.

What does this one do for you, tho?

It’s called the Kushner principle, pay enough money and your kid too can attend the college of their choice.

Jared Kushner’s daddy bribed his son into Harvard. Methinks something similar occurred with Papa Goldenhair in law.

If you let of the gas, or worse yet hit the brakes, it only makes those slidey rear tires have less traction. Right on with the counter steer though

Obligatory.