Prediction: he’ll blame Pence, Obama, China and the media for the outbreak, impose a flight ban on Antarctica, tell us we’re all gonna die, but don’t worry cause he’s totally fine.

If the people creating your food are sick or contaminated in some way, you’ll still get COVID-19 via this method...

I, for one, celebrate another milestone in the downward spiral of an odious person who could have been a heart-beat away from the most powerful (at the time) position on Earth.

2008 had a pretty big age gap but I think what made the difference in 08 was the fact that Obama had the African American voting bloc backing him which helped him win the nomination. 

Now you’ve got me thinking that neither you nor I are appropriately considering the possibilities of God Mode.

You wouldn’t just go straight to a unicameral legislature, being that you’re  in God Mode? That’s what I’d do. I’d get rid of the presidency too.

You can right the ship with sweeping policy changes. FDR did it.

Any of the Democratic candidates would have done all that stuff though. 

Maybe he’s not great at debating or firing up screaming crowds,

I’m not going to pretend that I know anything about Biden’s mental health, I have no idea. I just wanted to say that your reason for saying he seems fine doesn’t quite hold up. My mom has early onset Alzheimer’s, she’s been symptomatic for about 6 years now. On a good day, in a calm and quiet setting, she can almost…

I wonder sometimes what people inside the democratic party machine think when I point out that my vote doesn’t actually matter, locally.

Probably, if someone has almost no history or very low credit limits and a score in the 500's, having a 10 year old, 15k limit card appear on their score will dramatically improve that.  Credit utilization is 30% of the score, and going from 100% (or something high) utilization to 10% will make a big jump, then adding…

I’m not gonna take science fiction advice from some poster-maker who doesn’t know the difference between ‘discreet’ and ‘discrete’.

Ahem.

I grew up in the 80s. The double-Corey were huge part of my wall mural made of Tiger Beat pics. I would watch any movie based on Corey Feldman’s appearance in it. So many years later, I watched him in Surreal Life. It was clear to me then that he’s got issues.

Since then, every Corey Feldman appearance / interview I’m…

That’s definitely Katie Waldman, newlywed to Stephen fucking Miller

Don’t worry, if you’re insured you can’t catch anything from people who are uninsured. That’s just science!

A friend of mine was in a grocery store yesterday. Although the store asked customers to buy a maximum of 5 bottles of hand sanitizer, she observed a lovely gentleman clear the entire shelf of product. Like, dozens of bottles. When asked politely by staff not to take the last of their supply, he screamed that he was a…

RUMORS? Rumors... wow... y’all forgot that quick huh? ...god damn... I was like 8 and remember all that shit...