A witch hunt? Are you fucking kidding? The university is bigger than a football coach, no matter how revered. Especially one with this dark stain on his legacy. Read the grand jury report, they knew for years, basically said don't do this in our facilities, and still let Sandusky come and go as he pleased. Paterno…

Modern Warfare 3 DUAN!

Any Trojan fans among the weekend degenerates? We've got our first real test tonight. I think this team is a little underrated, tons of great skill players, lots of speed, and Barkley is a stud. The O-line and linebacker depth could be an issue, especially if it's hot as hell in the desert tonight. I like where we are…

Moore is so damned accurate. He is small, slow, and has a slow release with questionable arm strength. Luck is the real deal, but Moore reminds me a little bit of Drew Brees. Probably won't get drafted highly but I think he could be a good pro.

Anyone who uses "totes" in a Facebook status should be hit in the face with a shovel. Anyone who uses it in real life should be drawn and quartered.

He doesnt share the same last name as his father, so in keeping with ASU student body tradition, he is truly born to quarterback ASU.

How do you even find that picture? Were you googling "Lady Gaga without makeup"?

Buffalo wings, taquitos, Tombstone pizza, vodka, and Dutch beer. Off into the abyss I go.

There are not words to describe the boner I have today, and the next 16 Saturdays. College football is the absolute best. The best part of living on the west coast is that I can get in almost 15 hours of football starting at 8 am and ending after the late night Hawaii game.

God damn you for making me watch Dear Zachary. After I finished it last night I stared at the wall for 15 minutes and then couldn't sleep. Just amazing but holy shit is that depressing. That one will stay with me for a while. I am not sure if I would recommend it to anyone, I don't want to be responsible for my more…

Dogs of Winter by Kem Nunn. Or if we are trying to out smart the room, The Poisonwood Bible.

One of the best ones I have ever seen was in a buddy's fantasy baseball league a few years ago. Derek Fisher's Cyclops Baby. Ooofff. I had to look over my shoulder before I checked that league in public. JonBenet Stranglehold was another.

That is too good for a night post. +1.

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Darren Dreifort. $55 million and nobody recognizes him, even at thanksgiving dinner. Rich and anonymous. Way better.

Love Alkaline and Heavens. I'm also partial to the smoking popes, which was another Alkaline iteration. I think it was the drummer. Decent running music, but my standby for a good jog is Good Mourning. About 35 min long and it's over before I know it. Best way to kill a few miles short of the booger sugar.

Can Nate Jackson guest star as Comment Ninja?

+1 That's fucking tremendous.

Ahhh, there it is. Much obliged.

I'm pretty sure it was Always Winning that promoted me in a SF Giants playoff game thread. The star was a month or two later, I have no idea who from, when I dropped a hilarious Roberto Alomar/HIV joke that for the life of me I can't remember anymore. I've been spottier than a pregnant woman's underwear lately as…