Here are my cats. Hope it helps.

I can’t do anything about wine, but here’s a kitty sitting in a box he had to give up attempting to lay down in because he’s a big, big boy.

What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

I want someone to look at me the way this dog looks at his life-sized Gumby.

The problem with you is you you’re a sucker.

Interesting how they never show this guy’s comments in context. We have no idea what he’s talking about or what the conversation is about. He doesn’t say, “We find a list of registered dead people and bus people in from another state to vote as those dead people.” He just says, “We bus people in to deal with you…

So you don’t trust a comprehensive, abundantly sourced study from a constitutional law professor but you’re going to swallow a heavily edited sting video from a known huckster? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

This false equivalency is what I find hilarious about Trump supporters. Some low level flack not even attached to the actual campaign says/does some messed up shit and they think Hillary should be in jail for it.

Listen, Buzz Killington, the point of scary stories is to scare people. It worked. Go back to telling little kids Santa isn’t real.

Ohh, now, come on. In the spirit of Halloween and Horror, I like to suspend disbelief. I believe in ghosts.

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some…

To be fair, knowing things is hard.

I mean, if only to know what priests are saying when they prey for the protection of villagers.

While it’s great that Trump’s gross sexual misconduct is finally being talked about, I kinda feel like it’s overshadowing his most basic quality... The man is very, very dumb.

Trump came across as a rich schoolboy who didn’t study and bluffed his way through the exam.

I snorted when I saw this.

He controlled the hell out of the pace of that debate. I thought some of the questions were leading and angled, which is to be expected, but bar none this was the best moderated debate.

Aside: Chris Wallace did a pretty decent job, IMHO.

HILLARY WILL NOT NUKE PEOPLE. For the love of God. Do not sit anything out. I don’t care if you don’t like her, Trump will get this country fucked.

“Leave our alliances, fall back on a nuclear first use policy.” Does he understand just how F’ing dangerous that is?