So, now I’m wondering if he actually provided the initial funding for ISIS, just to make sure Obama and Clinton had less successes in the Middle East. He has a lot of business contacts in the Mid East, it wouldn’t have taken a lot of money at the start, and it’s too crazy a story for anyone to believe.

Thank you for taking that hit for us.

Phantom Zone his ass.

I was thinking this might be a hail mary play, as his drug source might be thinking about revealing him, and when his comes out dirty, he’ll just claim the samples must have been switched. I know this is completely insane, but I don’t know that it’d make his top ten of crazy.

His entire head is detached at night and is kept in cold storage.

This was a Doonesbury plot, I imagine during the 80's? Lacey Davenport was challenged by Clive for her Senate seat, and did a public urine test and challenged the 70 year old Lacey to do the same.

If he’s not tired, shouldn’t he be helping his dad with his campaign? Or making sure his brother hides the bodies better this time?

Unfortunately his crack team of investigators are still tied up researching Obama’s birth certificate, but the rigged/stolen election will be the very next thing on their agenda. Will be so glad when this is all over.

That’s my Hermione. Of course she’s the only one who did all the reading.

Maybe they saw how popular he was, but imagined he was too ridiculous to win? So they each candidate dreamed that the REAL Republicans would choose them, but they didn’t want to alienate Trump as they were hungry for his deplorable voters for the general election.

I hope he goes back to being a business failure and a perennial late night joke.

It’s because there are no grownups in charge of Trump. No one in the party can tell him what to do. It’s part of his appeal, of course, but will hopefully be his downfall too.

I wonder if that’s because his kids were his most consistent campaign managers, and he didn’t want them to know the full extent of his horribleness.

Yeah, I did that with both Bushes and Reagan...

I sort of want to defend the US by pointing out how many other countries have also embraced fascist scapegoating thugs, but that’s just as depressing.

The Trump campaign could be tremendous fodder for movie material for years. They could do it as a murder mystery, Who Killed Trump/Pence ‘16? Tiffany, the neglected daughter? Ivanka, the daughter who has his (ick) attention? Christie, who saved the candidacy by endorsing it, only to find he wasn’t given the…

And it’s being “politically correct” to ever acknowledge half of humanity is female.

As a parent, I am really grateful for teachers and the nonsense you have to put up with. Beyond just kids acting crazy, it’s above and beyond to deal with the low pay and the parents who make your job harder. Thank you.

Trump did no nurturing/tending/caring for his kids when they were little, not even taking them for walks or to the park. So his damaged son grew up thinking that being an actual parent or taking care of kids is beneath his stature.

It’ll be worse, they’ll flog some evidence that one or more of the women had some (on the surface) cordial contact with Trump after the fact, or that they also had other times in their life when someone attacked them and they spoke out. Or they’ll just drag all their names through the mud, hope something sticks, and…