C’mon, don’t be such a fuck ass.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together.

Why would the cooling system have debris?

On an extremely related note:

“Reason number X you couldn’t pay me to live in that shithole.”

“Barack Obama, your honor.”

I bet they get immaculate reception.

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

My biggest one is people who ride shotgun and put their feet on the dash.

You should get a divorce

This is an outright lie.

Really? Most people with a soft spot for the H badge would probably argue that the EG / EK body style of the 90s was one of the best ever. The EM1 is also fantastic. 2001 and beyond is when things got boring and weird looking.

Prosecute his stupid-ass father, too.

This is an excellent write-up and really hits the nail on the head. Branding is important, but if you can’t back it up with great cars, it doesn’t make a difference in the world.

Later that night, David is confronted by his beloved Jeep...

Dear Parents,

Don Jr.?

Take a civics class, you morons. Potus is well within his rights to fire Mueller [You mean Rod Rosenstein] A 2 year investigation [Mueller was appointed 11 months ago] that’s turned up no actual Russian collusion [19 people and three companies have been indicted or pled guilty so far]. He should’ve been fired a long…