Vote them ALL out.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

You saw what lurks in the White House. We are certainly capable of doing so.

I really, really, really hope the Dems don’t fuck this up.

No one is stopping you from showing us how Obama used foreign assets to break federal election laws and destroy the evidence.

My most shameful automtive secret.... I would buy the fuck out of this and drive it, unironically, daily.... because I LOVE every part of this, unironically.

I would park it at a tailgate, crack a Pabst and just enjoy the fuck out of life.

My mom taught me.

And on the 3rd Day, Jeepsus Arose from the Concept Car Grave... David Tracy went to junkyard tomb where Jeepsus was buried to weep... but the Tomb was empty! Jeepsus appeard to David Tracy and said, do not weep young-former FCA engineer, for I have died, been jump-started, and live again.

David Tracy ran to the town of…

Six -gears for me. 6th gear makes 80-mph highway cruising a non-taxing affair.

Who needs two cruising gears?

I honestly don’t want them to have a sense of humor about it. It’s much more interesting with the butthurt.

No asshole, what we need right now are #thoughtsandprayers

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Toys R Us’s story is so sad because their demise wasn’t even their fault. They’re only collapsing because so much of their profit margin has been gobbled up by debt payments caused by the debt that they were saddled with when Bain Capital bought them back out in ‘05. They were never able to update themselves because…

Can’t lose what you don’t have.

It’s not much of a flagship. It looks dull. Those high-pockets door handles should’ve been left to die with Packard in ‘56.

At one point it was illegal to portray lies as news (IIRC was called the fairness doctrine), then certain news media the sued the U.S. gov’t, arguing not being allowed to lie infringed on their first amendment rights.

Honestly, fuck it. Burn it all to the fucking ground. If Gawker can go down for publishing true stories that are obviously newsworthy by any legal standard, then it’s about fucking time these right-wing shit heels started getting treated on the same level.

I want her and Sarah Palin to have a televised spelling bee.

we’re looking at the best way forward to push these other things through, whether it’s on a state level, whether it’s on a federal level,