You’re Not from Around Here, Are You?

That’s an upgrade from his time on the Patriots where Brady called him Street Rat.

The J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

h/t doorfliesopen.com

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

I have no doubt that these are some of the finest Range Rover Classics, but having seen a Singer in the flesh, we really need to stop so casually referring beautiful restorations as “The Singer of ____”.

I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

*nervously raises hand*

Brady gets an injury that takes him out of the game but is not career threatening, and the backup sets numerous Super Bowl records in a complete anihillation of the Eagles. In other words, he gets Bledsoed. Bonus points if the announcers say sub is the future of the franchise and Brady needs to retire after the game.

Brady throws a pick-6 to end the game on their first OT possession.

She said in the wake of the movement, the optics of having women stand around a race circuit to appease the male gaze is questionable at best. Literally not a soul alive thinks they’re being forced to do it. Cripes.

I feel the same about toddlers but hey I’m out of luck.

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

pretty sure that is a Lambo dude.