I do not like green eggs and ham.

I think I know that guy! Is his name Dave?

Looking at those recession dates off the top of my head and without checking, I believe that literally all of those recessions except one (‘80) happened under Republican presidents.

Username checks out.

But this is America, just make more money!

Wait you’re saying I shouldn’t be chugging bacon grease every morning? Wtf am I supposed to eat for breakfast then?

Jim Jeffries had a great, and extremely accurate, bit about this.

The system is broken; companies are literally not allowed to do what is ethical if it reduces profits. They’re bound to increase shareholder value as the sole purpose of existence. Until that fiduciary responsibility is removed, nothing will change.

You’re not supposed to tell people how risk-averse to be, it can typically be inferred. If someone is, say, on a very tight budget they need to make a safe bet. If it’s an older person or someone without ability or time to manage car repairs, they need to make a safe bet. If it’s an enthusiast who is aware of…

Yup. The first-year Focus RS came to mind also, as did the 2007 S550 and 2011 WK2 Grand Cherokee, among others.

I got rid of that car immediately when the warranty expired. Lol.

Absolutely an anecdotal example, but there are enough anecdotes out there that would argue a risk-averse consumer should avoid a first model year vehicle. A lot of these superstitions aren’t warranted but this specific one has some credibility, especially for more luxurious or high-tech models.

A 2009 Audi A4 2.0T would like a word with you...

They have no problem selling you a plate-delete car in Connecticut; our Audi dealer actually recommended that we do so. No disclaimer needed.

I agree, LG’s OLED is one of the best expensive purchases I’ve ever made.

I think Congress is out of session through EOY, because that’s what we pay them for (right?).

@whomever is running the show here, please note that I’m immediately closing this article because it’s a slideshow.

Agreed. Definitely a reliable baseline intelligence indicator.

Man, imagine all the exclamation marks and random capitalization which would appear in such a book.

Agreed, it’s like they’re unaware that there is such a thing as a screenshot. It happens all the time when people manually delete tweets.