I’m a long time out of college but my parents advice would have been “do better at another school and transfer”
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I wouldn’t be totally shocked if her parents were the ones who put this in her head. Mommy and Daddy were embarrassed that their legacy didn’t hold enough sway with the Admissions Office to get her in so “blame the coloreds” and don’t let her think she didn’t get in because their alumnus checks weren’t big enough.
You know, you gotta do what you gotta do. That’s good money for relatively light work (I’m not saying easy, I just mean, not on your feet all day at some Starbucks or Target.) To hell with your dumb boyfriend, I don’t see why you should feel guilty for providing one more advantage to already advantaged people. It…
I hadn’t seen this comment from Fisher before:
Years ago, I helped Abigail Fishers get into college in Texas. That was my job: I “tutored” entitled teenagers…
A day after the Supreme Court preserved abortion rights by declaring Texas’s HB2 unconstitutional, justices rejected …
I don’t think the problem is that it’s unfunny, but what it implies.
SCOTUS rule was something really important for women’s autonomy and health, and in the Twitt those same women stopped being subjects of the ruling and became passive objects to be used by the assumed readers (women still watch TDS!). It also…
Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.
You know when people profile, like, serial killers or whatever? Like “This person is probably a male in his late 40s, bad relationship with his mother, insecure, poorly educated but prone to snobbery and delusions of grandeur...”
He is emphatically unfunny and while I also doubt he wrote this tweet it’s in line with his particular brand of bad comedy.
Ahhhh yes, Trevor Noah. The person who most likely had nothing to do with a tweet sent out by social media staffers. He is the true villain here.
Even though Trevor Noah probably didn’t have anything to do with the tweet, this post still reminds me of how downhill the show has gone since John Stewart left. It’s cringe inducing.
Can we pass a law that it's OK to push someone down the escalator if they're just chillin' and not letting people walk by?
lol this. and one to tell people to fucking stand on the right and walk on the GD left of the escalator!!!!!!!!!!!! thats the real issue.
Alligators are a fact of life in Florida. Disney should absolutely have had warnings posted - anyone who knows even the most basic things about life in FL knows that you never go inside freshwater ponds and lakes, even manmade ones, and especially not at night. There is no way for people from out of state to…
My son has severe short term memory problems. He was a younger teen when Finding Nemo came out. This and Memento are two of his favorite movies. His memory isn’t as bad as the characters, it is still pretty severe. He says they got it right in terms of describing how it feels. It may be annoying to see in a movie, but…
Brock Turner was convinced he would. In his letter, he even laments that he will now not be able to swim in the Olympics. But because evil forces ruined his life for him, or something, not because he sexually assaulted an unconscious person.
Do you remember the time you wrote:
