Please do inform me what these red flags that you speak of are?

So, basically you are telling me that you’re lazy, not mechanically inclined in any way and you don’t know how to ride a bike properly? Got it.

Thank you kindly for the constructive advice. To answer some questions:

posting this on CL because paid dating sites have like <15 women who do not drink or smoke within 100 miles of me. I post in cities near me (I am in a small town in central PA and post to cities within an hour and a half or so of me). Yes, I am actually looking for a relationship.

Yes, exercise, living and eating healthy (no caffeine/alcohol/drugs-weed included/tobacco, little sugar, no fast food) has helped me quite a bit. I would like to see a counselor or therapist, but unfortunately, my health insurance does not cover those visits and I do not have the funds to afford them on my own, after…

Well, just don’t wait too long. As I said, I am much happier with my appearance now and likely would have been just as happy 5, 6 or more years ago, even with the marginally greater amount of hair I had back then. It’s definitely like jumping into a pool in the dark, where you can’t see the surface of the water, you…

Meh, i still prefer getting out on my 1981 CB750 over anything modern i own/have ridden. That may be just sentimental attachment as i did a complete nut/bolt resto-mod to it over a 9 month period and i feel as though it is truly my bike as i built it from the ground up. That being said, i have installed a modern…

Yup, especially on such a supposedly “body-positive”site like Jezebel.

Honestly, if you get to a point where you’re that worried about it, just go for it and shave it off. The worry/problem is completely removed and you can start living your life again.

Thanks for the high-five, I appreciate the support!

Man, a lot of people ragging on my post who don’t even actually read the first sentence:

For someone who is so braggadocious of their writing ability at 16 years old, you completely missed the first sentence, “Here goes..... these are not requirements, only an outline of possible qualities/characteristics”

Thank you for the constructive feedback, I greatly appreciate it.

Wow, thanks for nothing.

Thanks, much appreciate the support!

Thanks for the encouragement and support.

Thank you so much.

Thanks for your constructive criticism.

Thanks for the kind words and the update on Rogaine’s effectiveness. That was one of the reasons why I decided to just shave it. The ‘gaine didn’t seem to be working at all and it was expensive.

Wow, thank you for knowing more about me than I do. I had no idea that you knew exactly how interesting or uninteresting I am.