I’ve stopped calling it a “justice system” in favor of “legal system.”

Love Actually

This is Foxtrot Alpha. A branch of Jalopnik that deals with military shit.

It’d be more efficient to just masturbate at my desk and pass out for fifty-five minutes. Bonus: I’d save money on gas and it’s environmentally responsible.

Motherfuckers.

You pad the corners. Throw a towel or a blanket up there, the thicker the better. The softness of the fabric works REALLY well with the hardness of the corner underneath.