When I had a Camry, I kept a mallet on me in case I saw one that didn’t have the Camry dent yet. 

“These are built to last.”

You can take a shit in anything if you don’t care enough

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

Probably why people find JFK to be the superior airport.

It actually put me in the hospital. It caused an ilius in the upper intestine so I couldn’t actually digest anything. I was so distended I looked like I was highly pregnant (I’m a man) and had to be HEAVILY sedated. Then to get rid of it, they nuked my system with antibiotics, killing my entire gut flora. And then it…

SPEAK NOT ILL OF THE CHANGLI!

A religion is just a cult that outlasted the other cults. 

This is tough for me. I’m an adoptee, from one of her orphanages. So, this idea of her as a saint was a huge foundational belief throughout my childhood/teenage years. My parents still lay my survival (abandoned at a MofC chapter house in Western India) squarely at her feet.

“Excuse my naiveté, but I thought we had all agreed the answer was maybe yes years ago.”

No, according to them it was a woman Captain/First Officer on a completely different ship 600kms away that was at fault.

Interviewer: What do you know about navigating tight canals?

All of this because he lives in a country where the cost of healthcare would kill him otherwise. This is all great and warm and fuzzy, but let’s not forget that this would not be necessary in a country with a working healthcare system for its citizens. 

It’s about as realistic as a metallic hydrogen-fuelled car.

Oh snap! That’s what I get for trying to find something different than what Getty Images has. I was wondering why it looked a bit different and chalked it up me being tired. Oof.

meth is fine

Assuming his CO wasn’t the one who him a steady diet of Carlson and Newsmax to begin with.

One does not simply purchase the ‘best’ mechanical keyboard.

One does not simply purchase the ‘best’ mechanical keyboard.

Volante3192 is not interested in a true accounting or proper apportionment of responsibility (or the fact the president is literally and explicitly not in charge of the police in some random city, for that matter). This is just an opportunity to affix blame to some Dems: