I won’t begrudge any person their hobby. Trading cards haven’t really been my thing since I was six or seven and collected the old Star Wars trading card.

But if you’re a grown ass man getting into a fist fight in the parking lot of a Target over trading cards, you really need to realize that you have failed in life…

I’m guessing it’s somehow Obamas fault.  

Obligatory:

No, according to them it was a woman Captain/First Officer on a completely different ship 600kms away that was at fault.

“Shell-shocking”. Ark ark.

Interviewer: What do you know about navigating tight canals?

I reckon it’s the same kind of person who sees a classic film in black-and-white and thinks “This needs colorized.”

All of this because he lives in a country where the cost of healthcare would kill him otherwise. This is all great and warm and fuzzy, but let’s not forget that this would not be necessary in a country with a working healthcare system for its citizens. 

It’s about as realistic as a metallic hydrogen-fuelled car.

Oh snap! That’s what I get for trying to find something different than what Getty Images has. I was wondering why it looked a bit different and chalked it up me being tired. Oof.

meth is fine

That’s a beautiful drive that I wouldn’t mind taking every so often.

How did you miss Kudlow’s rant about us having to drink “shudder” plant based beer? Apparently he is not aware that beer is not “meat squeezings”.  

Beavers can only handle so much CTV2.

Assuming his CO wasn’t the one who him a steady diet of Carlson and Newsmax to begin with.

Of all the things attributable to climate change, the magnetic poles moving differently is definitely one of the weirder ones.

Surely you’re not suggesting that they should follow the same COVID-19 protection guidelines as people?  No one makes masks for them, you otter know better.  

Volante3192 is not interested in a true accounting or proper apportionment of responsibility (or the fact the president is literally and explicitly not in charge of the police in some random city, for that matter). This is just an opportunity to affix blame to some Dems:

Yeah, that he inherited from trump. You don’t turn a country that’s been on fire all the way around in 4 months with a pandemic you’re trying to fix.