The one scenario where no one is hurt is that this is one publicity stunt. It would make me angry, but I’d rather it be that than to have her hurt or worse.

That was my reaction exactly lol

I guess we can be thankful that in addition to being really bad at many things, including being a decent human being, he’s also bad at drilling.

I’m pretty sure not allowing me to make loud noises in my performance car is an infringement of my First Amendment rights

Holy FUCK that’d be leaking, weapons-grade, racist stupidity of a somehow unprecedented level.

That map is slightly off. This is the correct map (with pin on the pool they landed in). Blue arrow shows direction of travel. I don’t know if 150 mph is true, but it’s plausible.

There is never a need to go 2x the freeway speed limit on a residential boulevard. Ever.

I guess we can look forward to another of these videos soon.

That’s kind of extreme for a car wash, isn’t it?

The emission from this kills 3,500 to 4000 people in the United States every year.

You should have gone with “no fucks ever given” :)

I’d have had my lawyer on the phone before the end of the day

I still remember in 1999, when VC money was flowing freely and the dot com boom was at its peak, someone left her kid’s fund raising chocolate bars in the break room, and it was gone in no time. That kid was smart, he went to the supermarket, got generic chocolate bars, replaced them, and collected the money for…

Yeah I think girl scout cookies are a scam, but I would buy an occasional box - it’s hard to say no when little girls are so enthusiastic about selling them. For older girl scouts, though, I’d just offer the money as a donation to their troop.

It may just be psychological but I swear is someone else is pumping on the other side of me it goes slower.

All the more mind boggling considering that he had seen her for 1 minute at that point.

Grumpy Cat is dead, but Grumpy Cat memes never die.

We consulted with a pediatric dentist once when our daughter was a toddler. One of the first things out of his mouth was “I know your child better than you”.

She should have gone with the “I was high on meth at that time” defense. Would have gotten more sympathy.