You should have gone with “no fucks ever given” :)

What financial lost?

I couldn’t figure it out either, so I selected it and right clicked, “search Google for”.

I’d have had my lawyer on the phone before the end of the day

I can’t click on that! Let me click! I need to know!

What about the Great Dependent Die-off of 1986? In 1987 there were a few million fewer dependents claimed in IRS returns compared to 1986.

You make calls with that thing? What are you? Some kind of troglodyte?

It says, on their press release:

We can still snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, and looking at how people are behaving, I think the chances are very good.

I still remember in 1999, when VC money was flowing freely and the dot com boom was at its peak, someone left her kid’s fund raising chocolate bars in the break room, and it was gone in no time. That kid was smart, he went to the supermarket, got generic chocolate bars, replaced them, and collected the money for…

Yeah I think girl scout cookies are a scam, but I would buy an occasional box - it’s hard to say no when little girls are so enthusiastic about selling them. For older girl scouts, though, I’d just offer the money as a donation to their troop.

Nah, don’t worry about it. The planet will recover in another few million years or so, no big deal.

It may just be psychological but I swear is someone else is pumping on the other side of me it goes slower.

Methane can build in these pockets. As pressure grows, it can lead to explosive results.

“So you would have to send robot teams beforehand. And on Mars, there’s no way to control the robots, because there’s too much latency for a signal to go from here to Mars. So they really need a high degree of autonomy.”

As long as you don’t clean your toothbrush by sticking it in the bowl and flushing.

All the more mind boggling considering that he had seen her for 1 minute at that point.

Grumpy Cat is dead, but Grumpy Cat memes never die.

We consulted with a pediatric dentist once when our daughter was a toddler. One of the first things out of his mouth was “I know your child better than you”.

Your toddler will go far in life.