Did someone say “raccoon”? (damn it, seems that I can’t paste raccoon girl GIF)

Not really. Juicero deserves mockery because you need to buy their proprietary pulp packs. This one actually does what it claims, but at a ridiculous price and (presumably) huge energy cost in exchange for time savings. The Juicero equivalent would require you to buy special “coolant packs” in order to use it.

When toilet papering a house, this thing should be classified as a WMD

When toilet papering a house, this thing should be classified as a WMD

MCAS was designed to prevent stalling, and to allow pilots trained on the 737 to fly the 737 MAX without extensive retraining. In other words, it is supposed to make the plane safer, and be less disruptive and less expensive for operators.

18 weeks? I think you overestimate the attention span of the average person. Why, just the other day, I - oh look! Ponies!

Yeah, that ranks right up there with “Some of my best friends are <insert group here>“

I hope it’s not this guy.

So apparently you can only get away with calling someone else pedo guy, not yourself.

Don’t forget to bring it in to an Apple service center every 3 months to have the wheels rotated.

We lose just by the very fact that they exist.

We lose just by the very fact that they exist.

Seriously. I figure that $20 goes towards the big logo on top. For $30 I expect something a lot more sturdy, with ankle straps.

Seriously. I figure that $20 goes towards the big logo on top. For $30 I expect something a lot more sturdy, with…

Actually, pig that tastes like long pig.

No, what he said is that according to the government, Subway is not lying.

I legitimately do not know who he is until now, and will proceed to forget his name in the next 5 minutes.

Anyone got a couple billion?

I’m not driving the Goofy.

Another source of mercury in seawater, specifically in the San Francisco Bay area, is from abandoned gold mines in the Sierra foothills, where mercury was once used to extract gold from ore. And it definitely didn’t help that south San Jose had a mercury mine.

I was trying to figure out how they communicate with each other. Answer is: on 900MHz radio with spread spectrum / frequency hopping.

“Karmen, blink twice if you need help”