When toilet papering a house, this thing should be classified as a WMD
When toilet papering a house, this thing should be classified as a WMD
When toilet papering a house, this thing should be classified as a WMD
When toilet papering a house, this thing should be classified as a WMD
Yeah, that ranks right up there with “Some of my best friends are <insert group here>“
So apparently you can only get away with calling someone else pedo guy, not yourself.
Seriously. I figure that $20 goes towards the big logo on top. For $30 I expect something a lot more sturdy, with ankle straps.
Seriously. I figure that $20 goes towards the big logo on top. For $30 I expect something a lot more sturdy, with…
No, what he said is that according to the government, Subway is not lying.
I legitimately do not know who he is until now, and will proceed to forget his name in the next 5 minutes.
Anyone got a couple billion?
I’m not driving the Goofy.
President Pence? Shudders...
Feel sorry for us. We’re paying for it.
Maybe he doesn’t swallow.
(But I daresay she thought that I had no right to weigh in, giving that I have no kids of my own ;-)
On the bright side, hiring a plumber in India would be much less expensive than hiring a plumber in the United States.
On the bright side, hiring a plumber in India would be much less expensive than hiring a plumber in the United…
What are my chances if I’m only 2 out of 4?
I would like to exercise my Fifth Amendment privileges.
With enough accelerant, most things can be flammable.
It flies as well as this kiwi.
Well, to be pedantic, I believe the northern part of the Pacific plate where part of California is on is subducting under the North American plate. So part of California will sink. We’ll know if I’m right in another few hundred million years. I’d advise holding off on the Nevada real estate investment, however.