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No, what he said is that according to the government, Subway is not lying.

I legitimately do not know who he is until now, and will proceed to forget his name in the next 5 minutes.

Anyone got a couple billion?

I’m not driving the Goofy.

President Pence? Shudders...

Feel sorry for us. We’re paying for it.

He doesn’t do the thumbs down. He has a different gesture.

Maybe he doesn’t swallow.

(But I daresay she thought that I had no right to weigh in, giving that I have no kids of my own ;-)

On the bright side, hiring a plumber in India would be much less expensive than hiring a plumber in the United States.

On the bright side, hiring a plumber in India would be much less expensive than hiring a plumber in the United

What are my chances if I’m only 2 out of 4?

I would like to exercise my Fifth Amendment privileges.

With enough accelerant, most things can be flammable.

Well, to be pedantic, I believe the northern part of the Pacific plate where part of California is on is subducting under the North American plate. So part of California will sink. We’ll know if I’m right in another few hundred million years. I’d advise holding off on the Nevada real estate investment, however.

1. It wasn’t a spawn, it was a raid.

He wasn’t given a ticket, since the cops technically never saw him driving while playing (even though he had to have been to have known when to pull over)

I’ll watch that.

Lens manufacturers: “We have a new lens that’s sharper, lighter, and is more reliable because we reduced the number of elements. It’ll cost 50% more than existing lenses”.

Lens manufacturers: “We have a new lens that’s sharper, lighter, and is more reliable because we reduced the number