Well, to be pedantic, I believe the northern part of the Pacific plate where part of California is on is subducting under the North American plate. So part of California will sink. We’ll know if I’m right in another few hundred million years. I’d advise holding off on the Nevada real estate investment, however.

1. It wasn’t a spawn, it was a raid.

He wasn’t given a ticket, since the cops technically never saw him driving while playing (even though he had to have been to have known when to pull over)

I’ll watch that.

Lens manufacturers: “We have a new lens that’s sharper, lighter, and is more reliable because we reduced the number of elements. It’ll cost 50% more than existing lenses”.

Lens manufacturers: “We have a new lens that’s sharper, lighter, and is more reliable because we reduced the number…

Trump has done this all along. Say something stupid, and the press jumps all over him for that, forgetting other issues. He’s really good at distracting. Don’t fall for it.

Too slow. Counting on Giant Meteor.

My theory is that Twitter reduces the IQ of some users by 50 points.

For example, the actual city of Jerusalem was going to turned over to the Disney Corporation, to be run as a religious theme park and non-governmental entity

Trump Presidency = Eternally Worst President

Not plated. Solid gold.

It’s not the CFO of Uniqlo making this decision. It’s not a decision by Uniqlo the company, but by a department in their marketing division. Just like people getting beaten up and dragged off planes, it’s not the airline making the decision, but someone working for the airline.

I had (note past tense) a dentist who, on my first visit, before checking my teeth, looked at my insurance and told me “let’s see how we can max this out”.

I know this is a very old comment, but my solution to bright LEDs have been to use a small piece of masking / painter / gaffer tape to dim it, and a piece of electrical insulation tape to block it out entirely. Looks a little ghetto, but it gets the job done.

I know this is a very old comment, but my solution to bright LEDs have been to use a small piece of masking /…

If yours has gotten so bad as to create whatever that is above

It’s not even clear why she was there in the first place.

On the flip side, it happened before, multiple times (W was re-elected, FFS) and by all indications it will continue happening.

This house!

He’s not after Black votes (or hearts). He’s trying to convince the Whites who voted for him that he’s reasonable, the Democrats are evil, and they should continue voting for him.

Funny > hilarious - tended to be used too often at some of the sites here, and usually on something that just barely rates a smile.