Where else would you go to create a monkey human hybrid?

Trump has done this all along. Say something stupid, and the press jumps all over him for that, forgetting other issues. He’s really good at distracting. Don’t fall for it.

Too slow. Counting on Giant Meteor.

The solar farm will save the community $7,000 to $10,000 annually in energy costs. [...] The farm’s total cost was $470,000

Probably because they didn’t really believe the child crawled in there.

Why would Jobs do it? That’s what interns are for.

Coasts with an open ocean, and one with fast moving tidal streams and currents moving perpendicular to them are always going to be safer.

Agree. It doesn’t look like it’s worth $50, let alone $650. The Death Star looks like it’s pretty much two pieces of molded plastic with no fine details on it.

But it should work just fine for watching your favorite episode of Star Trek.

this fear was finally relegated to scientific dustbin of history.

Why salmon when you can have surströmming?

Where in that list is the robot uprising? My money is after “We have perpetual wars where nobody dies...”

Damn, you got that so accurately it’s creepy.

Only if Trump gets paid off.

My theory is that Twitter reduces the IQ of some users by 50 points.

For example, the actual city of Jerusalem was going to turned over to the Disney Corporation, to be run as a religious theme park and non-governmental entity

I don’t want to spoil it

Either that or just stop being an asshole.

Trump Presidency = Eternally Worst President

Everyone is forbidden from giving me money!