I feel like extreme-distance road-tripping would be quite a punishment for your back.

There are certainly places in SE Asia where you can live like a king (or at least, like a minor nobility) for $2.5M, but would you want to live in those areas?

Glad you’re still here to tell us about it!

Don’t get into trouble with the law before you get your citizenship, or you might get deported even with a green card.

Maybe ICEsat is really meant to keep away illegal aliens?

ALERT: “My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes”

‘Mysterious Telescope Definitely Did Not See Mysterious Aliens,’ Mysterious Director of Mysteriously Shut Down Observatory Definitely Claims Mysteriously

A typical 9 volt battery has 500 milli-Ampere hours (mAh). Compare that to the size of your phone’s battery

I wish I can claim credit but it was unintentional :) But I’ve learned something new and that’s always good.

I completely disagree. That thing is not human.

But for the love of all that is holy, please, please take five seconds to determine if something is a joke before getting all self-righteous

Haven’t you noticed that we’re caught in a time warp? We have embassies being attacked by microwave weapons, for example. Lots of other examples, but I’m too lazy to link them, just like I was too lazy to edit that image.

It’s OK, Giant Meteor loves you.

The poster? Sad to say, just Google Image Search because I remember seeing it before :) If I were to put it together, I’d cobble together a few different things using Photoshop, each element in a layer for easy adjustment.

This is why I’m currently buying all sort of shit on the Internet. If I don’t buy now, I won’t have anything to sell when I’m sick or something.

Make (it) All Go Away :)

It’s just preparing for the midterms.

I don’t think it’s a satellite, but satellites can be stationary relative to us (geostationary) or to the earth / sun position (L1, 1.5 million miles towards sun from earth).

Wait, why don’t all people buy belts that fit better?

Wait, why don’t all people buy belts that fit better?

The first, the charge of receiving coaching, was refuted by Williams at the time and later, by her coach Patrick Mouratoglou. While Mouratoglou acknowledged he had been attempting to coach Williams, he also said she hadn’t seen his signals.