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Luckily from the reviews it seems like most people are just using this thing to watch their dogs while their at work, which seems incredibly productive.

Yes, because it might encourage these dipshits to procreate.

Yes, waiter? I’ll take a billion antiparticles to go, please.

How about a radiocarbon dating of a small sample? At least they can tell if it is from around when #1 was alive and not a hoax.

Did you replace it with another Qi charger?

Did you replace it with another Qi charger?

1. Accent lighting

1. Accent lighting

Personally, I’d rather go quickly than die slowly from starvation, disease, and radiation poisoning.

Hey, there’s nothing like watching yourself getting slammed (again) on news and ranting on Twitter to get your heart rate up.

On the bright (heh) side, all US adversaries with nuclear missiles most likely have a few aimed at Mar-A-Lago.

Take my money!!

Elon Musk is digging again, this time for hazily defined purposes at an abandoned parking lot near the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives headquarters building

You start with an off-planet base and self replicating mining bots, and before you know it you have Berserkers.

Mention of Slave Leia not included.

Some day I will have a swarm of mini drones forming a protective sphere around me zapping mosquitoes with lasers. That’ll probably be 3 days before the robot uprising.

Some day I will have a swarm of mini drones forming a protective sphere around me zapping mosquitoes with lasers.

xkcd as usual predicted this:

Yes, they expire in 90 days (and it is by design, they explain it in their FAQ).