First I’m going to spread the rumor that the government is vaccinating them against their wishes with chemtrails. Then I’m going to sell face masks that claim to protect them against this dastardly act. Profit!

Depends on what you feed them.

It wasn’t obvious to at least two readers, obviously ;)

I was responding to this:

The motion-detection lag is usually too slow to see who is at the door; what you see is the back of who was at the door.

The motion-detection lag is usually too slow to see who is at the door; what you see is the back of who was at the…

You obviously didn’t buy the flamethrower attachment. Don’t blame Ring when you cheapen out on the options.

You obviously didn’t buy the flamethrower attachment. Don’t blame Ring when you cheapen out on the options.

Yeah. The amount of protein should be about the same. Only by percentage of total calories will it be “far more”.

I bought a different minimalist wallet last April (the Travelambo). After a few months one of the pockets tore. Not impressed. Hoping that this one would be more sturdy. At $10 I guess it’s not much money to risk, but I’d really like to know why he had to replace his original.

I bought a different minimalist wallet last April (the Travelambo). After a few months one of the pockets tore. Not…

That’s hardly a unique feature. The only thing larger wallets allow you to do is to lose all your unimportant things together with your important stuff.

That’s hardly a unique feature. The only thing larger wallets allow you to do is to lose all your unimportant things…

What happened to the first one?

What happened to the first one?

The lavatories at the back of the plane are located between the passenger seats and the galley where the flight attendants prepare drinks and snacks for the fliers. When both doors to the lavatories are open, the flight attendants are sealed off in the galley, blocking them from getting to the passengers, the…

Politician lied and ignored the wishes of the people. No news to see here, move along.

I don’t think anyone really hates the environment. They just find it easier making money by ruining it.

Username checks out :D

Great marketing move. I wasn’t interested in getting one until this clown wants to ban it.

Convenience. Seriously, it’s all in the short article.

Convenience. Seriously, it’s all in the short article.

There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I guess I’m just going to give it to you straight. That Fleshlight is not really a biometeric login device.

Need to shop Musk’s face onto this GIF.

Fuck Pruitt!

People act like they can just stare at the sun when it’s high in the sky.