You think standing in line 2.5 hours before the passport office opens for an expedited  passport is bad? I had to go to a post office and be in line 5 hours before it opens to renew my child’s passport, and it was just the regular passport, not expedited. The post office near me only processes 20 passport applications…

Of course it is not real. He wouldn’t say “thank you” and there are no typos with any of the longer words. Edit: apparently I don’t know his tweets well enough, thank goodness.

Don’t forget that you have to not pay any tax as well. Alternatively, if you reduce your salary to $0, you’d easily meet the 3x salary savings target. Heck, you’d meet 10x salary too.

Very few people would find having an extra Philips Hue hub to be useful. A better gift might be the Hue wireless dimmer switch, but it would be better to check with them first.

Very few people would find having an extra Philips Hue hub to be useful. A better gift might be the Hue wireless…

applied with virgin lambs wool still on the lamb

Damn, you have it down so precisely, even got the misspelling of “collusion”. (not sarcasm, real admiration)

We don’t need alien alloy seeds for destroying humanity. We can do that perfectly well ourselves, thank you.

Exactly this!

I was so close to clicking on “buy” but started reading the reviews. Reports of slow response and poor build quality changed my mind.

Two TVs cannot show the same display at the same time. This is not a signal splitter, this is a switch.

Two TVs cannot show the same display at the same time. This is not a signal splitter, this is a switch.

Dude, congrats, install it and let us know. From reviews, the additional pixels don’t really contribute much to sharper images (meaning if you can’t read license plates with the C2, you still couldn’t with the C1 Pro) but you get additional features like GPS logging.

Dude, congrats, install it and let us know. From reviews, the additional pixels don’t really contribute much to…

To make a terrible idea even worse, these are not even their dogs. They want a dog shelter to feed the dogs there a vegan diet.

Trying to help wild animals is not always a good idea. I don’t know the specifics of this one, but one case 3 years ago highlights this:

I was going to post this too :) But the reason for not getting anyone a Dyson is obvious. Because they suck.

I was going to post this too :) But the reason for not getting anyone a Dyson is obvious. Because they suck.

Good luck with that. Even I have a hard time knowing that my favorite pet name is some jumble of letters and numbers without looking it up on my password keeper. And I bet my mother will be surprised at her maiden name.

Don’t forget fingerprint ID is easily broken too by someone close to you.

Those Merrell boots are a must-have for your Endor Forest Moon LARPs :)

Those Merrell boots are a must-have for your Endor Forest Moon LARPs :)

the spelling alone must be a nightmare for a first-time learner.

Thanks for the reply. Still doesn’t fit my needs, which is perfectly OK. I just want a reason to buy one because it sounds like a cool toy.

Thanks for the reply. Still doesn’t fit my needs, which is perfectly OK. I just want a reason to buy one because it…

At least some of the handlers along the way is not going to be a fan, so chances of it getting “accidentally” stepped on is non-zero.