Well, if they can access his phone, they can then travel back in time and prevent the shooting. Remember the Bowling Green Massacre? No? That’s why.

Using radiation to randomly cause an insect’s genes to mutate

The first think you’ll probably buy is a smart lighting set.

I truly do not know which is more mind-boggling stupid - believing chemtrails are real, or that the Trump administration will put a stop to it if it is.

I strongly recommend removing phone from toilet before using it.

I’ll watch this when I get home tonight, so that I know how to pretend to be a bot account.

Somehow, when I think of the voice coming from Billy, I think of Admiral Ackbar. Now that’s something I’ll pay for.

You may have a chance soon.

Yes. Use the coupon.

Yes. Use the coupon.

Isn’t the solution obvious? Edit the genes of the consumers so that they have 24% less body fat.

Yeah, it’s between “larger” and “even more larger”

Or maybe the bear has been huffing diesel.

So are they going to help the poor car too?

I’m not sure I want to use your bare chest as a cutting board. When’s the last time you showered?

I’m not sure I want to use your bare chest as a cutting board. When’s the last time you showered?

Thank ^you very _much!!

Anyone remember Avogadro constant being 6.02205 x 10^23 while in school? And does anyone know how to do superscript in Kinja?

Also: “He was released after several hours of questioning.”

If you want a cheap cable, get it from Monoprice. If you want a sturdy cable, get an Anker from Amazon. But if you want to get it from Newegg anyway, I think it is very unlikely they’ll shutter their website immediately in response to this. I predict the lawsuit will drag out for months at least, and I’m not even…

which means that you unfortunately won’t be trapping any passing spaceships by pointing your laser pointer towards the stars.

Not true. I unfortunately know some who never turned into adults despite growing older.