Well shit, I’m convinced. My parents might be moving in a couple years and they have a big dresser. If I buy a Super Duty F-250 Limited I will be ready, just in case said dresser doesn’t fit on the moving truck. Always be prepared, I say.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

My daughter loves to take long showers, so after we’re done rinsing I say “okay dear, four more gallons of water and it’s time for bed”.

I’m married, have a kid, and pets. And I want to leave them behind for 3 months and do this...

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

How about if you don’t want people to see your photos, just don’t post them anywhere on the internet.  Especially facebook.

Yeah because it was so concealed right there in his hand in plain sight of 50 people i just can’t even sarcasm anymore never mind

So...fake it til you make it. 

Many folks are dismissive of preparedness, until they’re caught unprepared.

yes but now you don’t have any room for a body.

If you can’t get away from it due to medians or barriers, yes, but if you can, leave it sitting on the shoulder and walk well clear of the highway and wait in the grass. Way too many distracted or drunk drivers for me to sit in my car with my kids waiting for someone to rear-end us at 70+ mph.

Is Hillary Clinton president of the United States today? Yes or No?

This is a woman who’s been running for president her entire adult life, since before she met Bill. For her to admit that the dream is over at age 72 is basically impossible.

I am going to carve this on granite, cart it up the Chappaqah and leave it outside her house.

WTF is “key”? Is that what you olds used to use when your rotary phone couldn’t talk to the car?

You may not be having sex, but...

Get out of that abusive relationship as fast as you can.

I also dated a black hole! That is exactly how I describe these people who continually ruin their lives and refuse to admit that they even could have changed the outcome, let alone admit that they brought things on themselves.

I too believed my ex when he made himself out to be a good guy. When we first got together he…

Both the Cayenne and Tuareg are not bad choices, but neither are know for being reliable, I would say that's the biggest downside.

Probably because the maintenance costs are through the roof, and 0ff-road modifications are very limited. Not to say the awd drive system isn't great, but it's not technically an off road kind of vehicle. More of a soccer parent trying to be cool in a Porsche.