the space military, duh

It really is. It’s getting to the point between click bait headlines and poorly researched and written articles that I’m going to start avoiding future Cranz pieces, leaving a total of maybe two writers on Gizmodo who are worthwhile at all anymore.

This is a garbage headline.

After “The Visit”, I have vowed never to watch his stuff again. Fuck that guy.

Seriously.

Even though I don’t play the game, might I counter with the question of how a player can become good with those characters without playing them. They might be terrible at it, but they won’t learn if they just don’t play with them ever.

I still use Firefox for its stability. Chrome is just bloated with running .exe’s for each open browser tab.

I hope any Castlevania animated series could be as tongue-in-cheek hilarious as POWER/Rangers.

Only write about this forever okay thanks

Kind of a low bar there....

In fact, Spidey’s taking selfies of himself for decades (with mask on, of course!):

And they shouldn’t answer that question. It’s a false equivalence. The whole industry is filled with shitty practices. The want to improve any of it should not justify the ridiculing anyone just because it’s not being done uniformly. That **** doesn’t happen in one fell swoop. Baby steps.

The set stories have more story and character moments than the movie did

Someone get Bugs Bunny his saw. He gets to do it for real this time.

See movie people, this isn’t that hard.

Lair of the White Worm is the truly unhinged delight that I wish that Russell’s more highly regarded Gothic had been. One rarely thinks of the word “tame” when describing a Russell movie, but Gothic was a bit too tame. But he really unleashed his inner crazy with Worm.

Pity that Balaban never stuck with directing…

Holy shit, Tom Hiddleston as Spider Jerusalem. Can you see it?

That he hasn’t been given the reigns to the G.I Joe franchise is honestly a goddamn travesty. American military *check*, sickeningly patriotic *check* massive explosions and gun fire *check* crazy over the top villain *check*.

That doesn’t make any sense. Why in the world would they have to have identical architecture?