Question - Where in her contract did it say it was OK for Dr. Luke to grope her?

I’m more of a Arial Narrow sort of person. But Times New Roman kicks ass!!

I don’t think a religion that requires her to be on her knees 5 times a day is the right fit for her...

I’m just here for the sideboob

I just came here for the Trump burns: “thin-skinned sentient kidney stone” is gold!!

I’d hire that Mindfreak guy to do magic during the wedding...and I’d pay 4.2M for a Phish reunion...

Next time use the safe word “kumquat”

The internet is dark and full of terrors...if the episode was filmed, it will pop up somewhere on the web eventually...

I don’t care. I’d still rub Honest Company’s natural baby lotion all over Jessica Alba’s body...or mine. Whatever.

I was gonna say the same thing

I’d watch him as Raymund Burr in “Perry Mason: The Musical”

And speaking of Girl Groups...2ne1 disbanded **sad face**

Did anyone notice that some people at the Golden Globes assumed Octavia Spencer was in a movie called “Hidden Fences”?

Every time I see a picture of Trump,

or Jeremy Sisto as Grunge Jesus

And to think, by next month the president will be a man who’s been called:

Samantha Bee is damn good as well...

Kellyanne is the Tommy Wiseau of politics.

He’s a talentless turd, and she...idk what she does...

Natalie Portman, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn’t know me but claims Ashton Koochey makes more money than her...baloney!!