This upsets me greatly...because she reminds me of my daughter.

Tove Lo’s name is Ebba Tove Elsa Nilsson, and as much as she’s trying to be the anti-Kesha, she falls short

Scottie Hughes reminds me of passover bread...

What he isn’t telling us:

I was given one for my second job out of college. My boss was a control freak who paged you even when you were at home.

“Aging Ex-Pornstar”, “Cougar Wannabe” Kelly Anne Conway

Remember the “Great Pager Craze of the 90s”? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

From now on any reference to Kellyanne Conway must begin with either

He died for our sins...in a manner of speaking

He looks like a runner-up for “America’s Whitest Man”

I thought one of the Jonas fellas was dating that Hadid chick...

Chickenwhisperer3...you should trademark your screen name, ASAP. It’s awesome!!

Why the CDC? It just makes it sound like an epidemic.

Well, Syphillis has been known to cause dementia if left untreated...

I’m thinking Nigel Falange already is up for Sheriff of Nottingham

First thing Trump is gonna do in the White House: change the shape of the oval office to a perfect circle, because ovals freak him out...

Each revolution begets the one that follows. They never end. Or rather, they never end IN PEACE.

Shalom