Also a fair representation of Drew’s reaction when a black person tries to talk to him on the subway.

The University of apple pie and americana would never rent a player.

Use of the word “rent” is pretty telling — something you, in general, do to properties, not people. Of course, based on Ryan’s actions during the Uthoff transfer situation, he’s only telling us here what we already knew — he doesn’t want to rent players, he wants to own them.

Obviously written by someone who doesn’t travel very often or just has a very high opinion of himself and expects far too much... Most of these airports move a ton of ‘uncooperatives’ daily. I have been through 7 of these recently without a hitch.

Here’s one more.

I’m biased towards Conan little kid me stayed up to watch Late Night with Conan and before Youtube started removing copyright videos I’d love watching Conan clips during lunch in high school and enjoyed his mildly watered down run on The Tonight Show. As a result I’ll always be baffled on why he didn’t make it yet the…

He's really sad because Governor Pence had Tinkey Winkey removed before the start of the game.

I’ll be interested to see if this sticks.

oh boy are you going to be surprised when they roll out Jeff Francoeur!

this ain’t 08. If you were so inclined you could walk into the clubhouse with a glove and probably get a spot in the rotation.

As bad as it is, it’s still a better throw than Baba-Booey made.

Sooo did the Phillies people throw batteries at their wedding guests?

I was visiting from Houston, and had a prior engagement I had to attend. So I left around the third inning.

What a turkey. I hope they have a spare coach on hand; the players might go on strike without one.

And with Transformer5, Michael Bay has become even lazier.

I think plain stupidity has something to do with it as well.

"If a gay couple came in and wanted us to provide pizzas for their wedding, we would have to say no."

I'm straight, but if I lived there, I probably wouldn't have eaten there anyway. If I were a regular there, I would drop them right abouuuuuut now.

Sorry, but is he wearing Vans? Did he skate to the courthouse?

It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.