This opens up the door for Mike Tomlin to finally pursue legal action against Omar Epps.

Rumor has it the Packers released A.J. Hawk to avoid a similar suit from the producers of Mask.

Oh sure, everyone freaks out when some kid on a hard court can lob something at a Fed target, but if it's done from grass, nobody really takes it all that seriously.

So the Jets draw a line in the sand: "We are not going to give him a monster contract." They then precede to let him use 3 prime years of his career for other teams, after which they sign him to a monster contract.

Sorry about the fake Rap.

Finally, someone to throw to on the goal line.

Well, at least Seattle fans will get to see a few dunks now.

Good point. Because whether football players are involved definitely is the only thing that will affect his experience at Oklahoma the next 4-5 years.

Frat bros worried that athletes may rape a woman. That's fucking rich.

(takes freshman American History course) (decommits from America)

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

Is this a thing on ESPN now? Trot out a fake story and then have the other three dudes on the camera give their various reactions to the fake story? I thought ESPN's commentary and news-fo-tainment couldn't be worse than the barstool conversations/arguments at the paunchburger wyngz beerz joint, but damn, I was wrong.

These penalties make me extremely interested to see what happens with UNC. I'm not going to parade the whole "Free 'Cuse" thing. They broke rules. They self reported all of this and they did suspend players at the time. I'm just surprised to see multiple years of future scholarships taken and such a suspension of…

Don't forget players getting paid for reffing YMCA games. Those greedy bastards.

It seems a bit harsh compared to the Penn State punishment. Just saying...

"Can't deny that the windmill was tight, though."

Filed to: Timothy Burke: Probably not racist, just a shitty deadspin writer.

If you thought it was Greg Anthony, at least say that's why you posted it. To just change the narrative to "look how violent it is" is bs.

Which website identifies Deadspin's racist fuck ups the same way Deadspin does to ESPN, CBS, Fox... ? Who watches the Marchman?