Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

"OH GOD. It's like I'm right back at the '97 Masters."

No, it's "is." "portion" is singular, and "of stupid college football fans" is a prepositional phrase that modifies "portion."

Erm, no it's not.

To be fair, it actually is an AP photo.

Well, why don't they just make up a bowl game? This is just as good an excuse as the ones they had for about 45 of the other ones....

Seems crazy to me. With all the publicity this story is getting, it seems that viewership for a bowl game with UAB would be higher now than ever. Small potatoes still, but the story line would be much more interesting than whoever they pick over UAB.

Wait, so not a single bowl game wants to have the *last* game in a college's history? To see if they can go out winners? That's "baggage?" Wow.

"Stevie and I played catch for hours. He's an amazing human being."

This wouldn't be the first time a Meem was played out.

Meanwhile, Russell Wilson is doing some rumor investigating as well:

I have no idea what's going on here, but I support anything that allows me to reference the Tate-Wilson-Meem meme.

I say make the coaches do rock/paper/scissors at the start of OT. Try and tell me that would NOT be entertaining. I've already got $20 on Popovich throwing down rock on his 1st attempt

Classy. The Maryland fans were just as classy as the ACC warned us they'd be. Weren't you the one who was white knighting Ray Lewis and Ray Rice?

UMD has only disciplined four people for sexual assault in the past ten years, while your own school suggests at minimum, 13.8 percent of UMD students are victims of rape each year, a number it even admits might be very under reported.

This past June, a UMD lacrosse player was arrested for sexually assaulting a girl at a concert. Look at yourself. This is a nationwide problem.

I know this video was supposed to show how awful she sounds, but compared to every other "isolated vocal track" that has been a complete trainwreck, she actually sounds pretty good.

I think some of this can be attributed to outdoor performance. She does well enough until around 1:43.

Still better than a lot of other people have done.

Serious question: What is a "Trade Pool"?