In other news, Key & Peele would like to personally thank D'Andre Dunkley for the new material.

To be clear, that's California, Washington County, PA

...in a game the Lakers went on to lose by 18, only to follow it up with a 20 point loss the next night. Thus further proving that Kobe is the most useless cunt in the league.

Spread was -1.5 you can understand MJ excitement

The Managers Waltz is an utterly pointless tradition.

a moment no one else but me and the world saw
- everyone, that one time you sharted

You laugh but honestly how great are most of us at public speaking. I sympathize because I'm taking a speech class right now so I really feel his pain. I get really nervous like that talking to a lecture hall full of people, I couldn't imagine a televised audience. /end the boring reply haha

"It would be fair to say that Embraer's line of ERJ regional jets is reviled among frequent travelers..." Maybe. But If you plan ahead and sit on the one-seat side the ERJs are pretty ok. Window and aisle seat in one.

Thanks for listening to Mike & Mike so the rest of us didn't have to. We appreciate your heroic sacrifice.

Penn State has about 75 years of bad karma coming its way.

Chris Fowler, God love him, is flat wrong. ESPN makes more money off a dominant, middling, or weak SEC than it does a Big Ten of any caliber because ESPN owns and operates the SEC Network and nearly all of the piece-of-shit adverbowls to which that league sends 11 teams annually.

I feel compelled to add Fowler is one…

"No team in college football history has deserved its comeuppance more."

Gosh, it's almost like they're playing in the world series or something!

Guber: I was hoping you might be able to teach me how to speak Hoodish.

Unfortunately, his mugshot was taken moments after Emmitt Smith circumcised him.

Emmitt Smith is crushed too. He especially loved playing as himself in Joe Maddon.

He'll be head coach of the New York Jets by Christmas Eve.

The fact that his throw made it further than Josh Hamilton's is no small peanuts.

Peanut Guy - 0