County residents complained when the Pinellas County 911 call center became a little less efficient:

I've never understood the obsession with "amateurism" in the Olympics. Shouldn't the Olympics be about who the best in the world is? Why the hell would I only want to see the best "amateurs"? I'll go watch a slow pitch beer league if I want to watch amateurs. Besides, guys like Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt aren't…

....does that water bottle really say "Bills Water" on it?

Yes.

Question for you: do you cops ever realize how unaware you are of your sociopathic tendencies?

No kidding. I don't get the obsession. I don't watch anything she's in, and I don't really care. She is, however, drop dead gorgeous and I will be the first in line to volunteer to eat her ass in next week's episode.

More than anything, the report's response to the AP story of NFL headquarters receiving the tape was basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Is that a sufficient response from a report paid for by the NFL? I'm supposed to put more stock into that than the Associated Freaking Press (who by the way is standing by their story today)? Fuck…

I love the big, fetching BREAKING NEWS; REPORT SAYS NFL DIDN'T KNOW headline on ESPN.com's front page right now. Like, am I now supposed to believe that the AP report that had a recording of someone calling from NFL headquarters commenting on the tape is bullshit because of an investigation the NFL paid for?

the crooked governor of New Jersey

This is like when Time names Hitler Man of the Year. No one had a bigger impact on my life in the last four months than Roger Goodell. Instead of lazing on the couch from 1 to 11 during my Sundays, his asshattery after the Rice tape came out has motivated me to get off my ass and enjoy the rest of the world. Saying…

Scott was "using language that most of the audience didn't understand, and it had to stop," Olbermann recalled the executive as saying.

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Last year's title game was there, as was the one where Alabama beat Texas.

there's still something gross about how consistently eager he is to deflate the value of the unpaid players upon whom his wealth and fame are built.

Am I missing something? I don't hear the name Obama come up once. You've been hanging out with Tom Ley too much, Kevin.

No fanbase that calls Henrik Lundqvist "King" can turn around and call a guy that kicked your ass for two decades overrated.

Ha! Was surprised no one else noticed that (Bieber is a bus line that runs from those little shitty PA towns like York and Reading to NYC and Philly)

Can't remember where I read it, but some foreign body called liquor laws here in New Jersey more archaic than the ones in North Korea. I'm inclined to believe them.

They're in the same mid-major conference, so I highly doubt they could pull that off.

There's only one governing body of public higher education in Ohio- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universit…