Do you still jerk off with those guys?

He was accusing him of being in the Varmint Cong.

Beat me to it.

MLB plans on having a press conference where Rikk Wilde will explain the decision.

At least we're being spared endless posts containing just a gif of every shitty soccer goal scored.

Oregon lost to something called "Arizona"

Tom's just mad Francesa stole his glasses.

you're at a baseball game but don't get to watch any of it

Derp, that makes sense.

The Falcons know that planes can easily fly from Atlanta to London, right?

I wouldn't say the people in charge of the WoD really cared about making difference. I think certain influential people (i.e. Nancy Reagan) did genuinely have their heart, but not their heads, in the right place, but the actual people in charge just seemed to be going along with the big moneyed interests like the…

*Mo Lewis

Maybe that's why he became a dentist.

You know last night was a playoff game where STL was facing elimination, right? Wacha didn't HAVE to pitch at some point if Matheny had put someone in that wouldn't have buried any chance of the Cards taking the lead.

It would be accurate if the towels he was referring to were the Jacksonville Jag Rags.

Seems like he's further defying his ESPN bosses by showing proof the NHL exists.

Daryl Gross is masturbating furiously.

Yeah, I don't think he actually looked at the map beyond a quick glance. The blue of Notre Dame on Long Island blends in to the blue of Penn State in North Jersey and the blue of UConn in Connecticut. NYC, Westchester and the rest of NY State are Syracuse.

Most people I know that are actually Michigan natives and didn't go to UM are MSU fans. I find the same dynamic to be true with people from North Carolina tending to be NC State fans. I think there's a bit of a disconnect between Joe Schmoe and the two elite publics (UM and UNC) with tons of out of staters .

Well, you keep saying how they had a massive divisional lead. Wasn't it down to just a game when they pulled the trigger on the Lester deal? They were already headed in a downward spiral with Cespedes, and won 7 of Lester's 11 starts while being 11 games under .500 overall with him on the team. They got in to the WC…