You KNEW he wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance of getting in the White House, but you voted for him because you needed to make a point about not getting a candidate that was perfect for you at the expense of millions of people who will be thrown in the Dark Ages thanks to Trump.

even if it’s unlikely they will.

I have no idea why they’re holding on to this fantasy that this would’ve had a different outcome with Bernie in Hillary’s place. If he couldn’t conquer Hillary, there’s no reason to assume he could beat Trump.

Your Lord and Savior Bernie lost to Hillary in the primaries by four million votes. He was never, ever close to clinching that nomination. Even if the DNC personally favored him, short of overriding the will of the people he would have lost no matter what.

There needs to be a democratic autopsy and a big policy shift to get them back

I’m trying very hard not to progress to suicide. I’m not kidding in the least.

I will take a million Bushes over 1 Trump. This is far, far worse. This is the beginning of the end of America. This is its unraveling.

I can officially say that I hate this country with every fiber of my being, and I no longer identify with what it stands for.

It’s horrifying and a shock to the system. But if Hillary wins even if by a hair... at least this country is somewhat spared. Somewhat.

If you can afford it, please do it.

Bernie lost the popular vote by a large margin. Even if he was awarded all the superdelegates, he would still be the loser. The DNC could not overrule the will of the people. If Bernie couldn’t even come close to defeating a supposedly deeply unpopular fellow Democratic nominee, he sure as shit wouldn’t stand a chance…

I am so sorry. I can’t imagine being related to such... awful people.

If the comparison is so incorrect, you should be able to debunk it. But you’d rather not admit that you’re wrong.

I’m sure the last minute exoneration is the result of James looking at the polls being unaffected by this manufactured bombshell and finally realizing his job is in serious jeopardy if he didn’t rectify this shit real quick.

Yes, he’s so liberal and progressive that he can’t help but resort to condescending sexism.

When you’re working at a store, you don’t always have a choice in sticking to one specific task. Sometimes you’ll be asked to man the registers on occasion. So telling people “don’t apply for the job” as a solution to inane job requirements is obtuse. Not having a smile plastered on your face at all times =/= being…

I once merely walked by a mobile phone store and one employee standing right at the entrance accosted me in order to try to sell me a phone and an accompanying contract. Because of this incident, I now avoid phone kiosks at all costs unless I really plan on buying something from one.

Florida? You have my sympathies.

Some people just relish making other people as miserable as they are. That’s the only explanation I have for this.

What the actual fuck? He literally attempted to kidnap your child straight from your arms?