I'm speechless and ashamed, actually.

that 1999 Z concept looks like it just caught its parents in the act...

There is no doubt Ford is producing some great vehicles, but they have a nearly insurmountable problem: its dealers. They have little to no accountability. They treat customers like numbers. Elon Musk understands this and has steadfastly avoided franchise dealers. Now if he could only buy Ford and dump their dealers.…

20k sticker package

I'm not above seeing what they look like on my JCW Cooper.

They took shots at the F12 Berlinetta and 911 Turbo S. lol. FUCK YEAH

So basically the long and short of this is the Viper is dead.

Um, math?

They want people to perceive it as a sedan. Americans love sedans.

Trunk opening is an extra cost option for the US?

10. There are free doughnuts down the hall.

Call me superficial, but visually it works a lot better as a five door than a three door. The front and rear fascias in general, and the lights in particular, look as if they were designed for this car- not the three door.

When driving around in your Mini Cooper, do you ever find yourself thinking, "This is great, but it needs another set of doors!" What's that, you say? No? Well, too bad.

Fiesta is 160"

They're not small, they're mini. And they're not even that, they're MINI.

This trim looks great

D'awwwww!

So, if I'm understanding you correctly, they need to make a C-Max with an ugly grille next, right?

Just don't mention that new CEO by the name of Humperdink. He fired Miracle Max and he's been sore about it ever since. It's a painful subject.

What do you expect from them, they've been mostly dead all decade.