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COME AT ME, BRO!

Calibre....killed the Neon. Thankfully they've done right with the new Dart.

I don't feel like I need to explain this one.

Jalopnik cares because it's something different from the norm. They understand that not everyone wants to drive a racecar or a wagon. Different strokes for different folks.

It's the pure stupidity and uniqueness of the Juke that gives the car its character. No its not particularly fast, nor is it particularly pretty HOWEVER the Juke forges a bold new path from the conservative cookie cutter CUV segment making it a fun and interesting car because of it! I wouldn't personally buy one but I…

Along with the Subuaru WRX, it's the latest performance car to also offer a CVT gearbox, which seem to be popping up everywhere lately. Fear not! There is a 6-speed manual. Both options have some odd configurations, though: The CVT option only mates to an all-wheel-drive version, while the six-speed only goes to a…

SO MANY HOT HATCH/SEDANS!!!!!!!!!!

The 911 makes a better looking casket.

I can't read good.

240 HP is how much the NISMO Juke SHOULD BE making.

Not bad. A little too 911-y but not bad.

Oh, goodness. Where to begin.

ugh your click for full resolution is a tease you bastard!

I want to see what Bugatti could make if it sold a luxury car that cost what the Veyron does now or more even.

New 8 please.

A prescient photo from Automobile magazine.

Anyone see the shifter? Cool linkage, sort of like the Spyker.

Everyone keeps saying 510, and yes there's a lot of 510 in there, but I see a lot of Hakosuka 2000GT-R in there too.