a classic

You're not anal....not at all.

When the engine breaks, and it WILL BREAK, you do what any self-respecting Jalop should have done upon purchase of the vehicle:

Ugh, Ive been oggling that one myself. The 928 is achingly beautiful.

The first time I looked under the hood of a 928 I fell in love.

Oh Cock.

The best one by a mile.

I would drive the crap out of a Fit Si. ALL. DAY. LONG.

it is your natural right to dislike beautiful things!

BROWN ALL THE (German) THINGS

Cotswold Blue.

Porsche's Mahogany Metallic is sooo classy. Brown sports cars are such a rarity these days. I love how understated it makes the car seem. Reduces the douchey midlife crisis quotient by 3/4ths.

You mean Swedish Racing Green.

Close. The answer is the real McLaren orange on the real McLaren.

Tangerine Scream would be an excellent screen name for a pornstar.

Imola Red

I'm a sucker for a brown 911

Not sure if sarcastic or just tasteless.

I look at this car, then close my eyes & think "I've seen bits of this before..." -

No. Placing the engine behind the rear axle all too often make for poor weight distribution and handling, especially in the early decades of the cars involved; 911s and Tatra 603s are amongst the few exemptions, but they came into being many years later.