Don't forget: Most politicians are either insane or shockingly stupid.
It's just a joke. I'm actually a huge Porsche / 911 fan.
What do you mean, you people?
It was tongue in cheek, and to Porsche's credit most of the variants are actually somewhat unique.
...all in 6th gear.
You know what's jacked up? Those will probably be worth the most 30 years from now. You get rewarded later for making a terrible decision today.
Webrawler's would be a Fiat Spider then, I assume?
Uh, if you use Google Maps or just have Google Now on your Android phone they know everywhere you go, how fast you drive, where you live, etc.
Ha! Amazing.
Stake in the ground and a rope?
That would be French engineering. It's a Peugeot motor with the timing chain issues.
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
3hr * 42mph = 126 miles.
I will not fall for you trap...