Ahem, just chop the middle 2' off the Panamera and what's left is shockingly gorgeous.

Mini Cooper. I don't fit well in an Abarth, I have room for days in a Mini.

Dick Dastardly and Muttley's #00 was routinely the fastest car on grid, but they never won a single race.

OMG v6 Mustang, so great, so cheap, so much mpg.

Different strokes. Some people prefer a light, balanced sports car. Some like a big stonking V8. Some like the practicality and tossability of a hot hatch. Most will spend that kind of money on a boring ass crossover. Be happy that us enthusiasts have choice.

If you want more power, just buy a Genesis Coupe, 370z, Mustang, Camaro, WRX, Focus ST, GTI, or any of many great performance options. Part of why the car works so well and is so loved is from it's overall balance and harmony of what it's got.

and compressed air based hybrid system.

Like the Miata Light concept from a few years ago? Yeah no, if you look at the demographic for new Miata buyers, 1 out of every 1000 is an enthusiast. The rest are people who want a sensible, fun, reliable, inexpensive little convertible to take to bingo on Saturday nights in the summer.

You've had your choice of the cloth or PRHT since the hard top was introduced. The PRHT is plastic, not metal, so it only adds 70lb if you do choose it anyways.

Pelican a Veyron?

These guys are unimpressed with your submission.

I see several people already took the general joke, but it's still awesome that Colorado had to make it a 419.99 mile marker sign because everyone kept stealing the 420 one.

But what if you bought it in the Australian wilds?

It needs to be real.

I know. I'm a WRX fan, too. But this was like fish in a barrel.

Monster Energy Edition Subaru WRX. Comes with a six pack of cans in a chilled glove box, one flat brim cap, one stupid jersey (Size XL), a fart can exhaust that exits at an angle, and a sticker pack for the rear window for the owner to "customize" with including such hits as Fox racing, drifter, JDM, and shocker mods.

We need a souped up version with a JJ Fad tie in.

I've been on the Detroit People mover several times where we were the only people on the entire train. Not weird hours either, times when people should be taking it to bars and shows and stuff.

The soothing drone of a whistle tip. Woo WOO!

The 944 motor is an I4, so probably too long. A Subaru flat 4 though...