In the future there will be 2 types of people. The pureskins who have beautiful untouched perfect skin and the grossflesh tattoo people who get waxy blurry melted blueish green tats that are unrecognizable. 

These will look like total shit in 5 years. Tattoos are so fucking dumb. You are going to get bluish green waxy melted blurry shit that looks like a skin disease. I watch a lot of porn and the pornstars have the worst fucking tats now. They get them when they are young so you get a tattoo that you thought about when…

back in the day, when I had windows 2000 I put in the THX 1138 “My time is yours” when it turned on and HAL’s “my mind is going, I can feel it” when it turned off. Everyone loved it. Too bad it’s too much work to do that today.

What’s Your Name?

Another movie where the women actually Marries a sociopath? what the fuck? what happened to personal responsibility. Maybe he’s a sociopath cause that’s the reason you married him and then got tired of it. When Denise Richards files for divorce from charlie sheen, hello?? you married charlie sheen. When Halsey raps…

well now italians and white people got it so you can’t avoid anything.

The coronavirus panic is insane given the fact that in 2009 we had swine flu which is on par and had 56 million people in America infected with it. That’s 1/6th of America!!!! There was none of the hysteria but since this one is from china the Xenophobia is kicking in. This is just a slightly worse flu. The flu has a…

nah. these people make too much money on GTA V. GTA isn’t assassins creed people. They have standards.

No. Because your neighor is a murderer and a pedophile

Kanye says to vote Trump. Dave Chappelle says that Trump is Gangsta. Killer Mike says to not vote. We know who’s got the black vote. 

It was so weird when in the 80s you had actual cool people and in the 90s it was all poochie type “cool” people who were radical to the extreme and were generated by old white man office drones who probably had goatees, ponytails and earrings in real life.

pokemon is basically gambling and this is like a poker movie just camouflaged as anime

too many fucking preservatives. nasty. 

too many fucking preservatives. nasty. 

Mike Pence made drug addicts use unprotected needles? liberals need to get drug addicts as much needles as they can use. why don’t drug addicts just boil or sanitize their needles? it takes like a couple of minutes. 

People who like Twizzlers are lowkey Trump Supporters. You are rooting for the downfall of america with your soft licorice jihad.

America deserves the president it gets. The extreme left wanted everyone to bend to their socialist ways not realizing they had a lot to lose. The Right is united with their hatred. The election is about rejecting moderates. You can either vote for two dipoles. I remember a graffiti in brooklyn where it said “hillary…

I invented the word dickface but everyone pronouces it Donald Trump

rename them “coronavirus gathering centers” instead.

I’m intolerant to mustard. It hurts my intestines like fuck. amazed other people can eat it given that it’s a chemical weapon.

I’m intolerant to mustard. It hurts my intestines like fuck. amazed other people can eat it given that it’s a…

This is why the libs keep losing. you want to defend these muslim people when they bringing jihad against women and gays? They even more conservative than the republicans.