He eats a recently extruded placenta.

Wait, so somebody basically wrote a whole movie based on a gag in the Simpsons?

Oh man, you totally won this thread with your preemptive insults….wait, no, actually you didn't even fucking provide any valid criticism except whining about being bored and calling other people stupid. It's okay to dislike a movie, but it's not okay to act like a goddamn child about it.

The only way to resolve this conflict of Supermen is with a good ol' fashioned crossover! Cavill Supes vs. Routh/Reeves Supes in a no-hold-barred, neck-snappin' brawl!

" spoken in a futuristic, vaguely Caribbean “post-Earth” accent"