Behold, this is what stupid's dad looks like

You can’t spell FUN without F=µN

Shown - Worlds worst Snowmobile start.

Darkside failed to manage their customer's expectations. Blame Darkside.

Every safety feature ever. We all whine about traction control, ABS, and stability control, but the truth is I wouldn’t want to drive a car without any of them.

The Pelican Grief

Depends on how fast the car is moving.

My carbon feet are normal sized dammit!

This is actually called the Quebecois Handshake.

looks like a sample of 15W-40 from the Cummins N14 in a 1996 Kenworth W900.

Oh, god. No. Never. This is awful looking. Like your drunk Uncle Larry, whom you just want to tell him to put it back in his shorts after proposing that everyone gets in the hot tub.

That’s not a reaction to the car. You actually have an issue with narcolepsy. Might want to see a doctor about that.

That was exactly my reaction in 1991.

Did he make the sale?

Customer won’t be so fired up to drive a McLaren again.

Nice try Alfa, but a 33 Stradale and a [gulp] TZ2 will NOT make up for the lack of 4C here!

The whistles go WOOOOOOOOOOO?

And stop making them so damn quiet. I WANT TURBO NOISES, I HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND I WANT TURBO NOISES!!

You say 2 door Buick like it’s a bad thing