Because they have a garbage transmission driving a garbage rear end, owned by garbage people living in garbage trailers wearing garbage clothes.

That car isn’t on the list because it’s garbage.

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Since my suggestion made the list, here’s a picture of my alltrac turbo:

Toyota is 3/10s of this list (all with the same CT26 turbo). 3S-GTEs are 1/5 of this list.

Apparently they’re such unicorns that people would rather vote for a VW Golf than an actual freakin’ rally car. *sigh*

IT’S STILL MISSING A PEDAL. I STILL DON’T WANT IT.

The Celica alltrac turbo is the awesomest turbo car ever sold in the US. It has a bulletproof drivetrain, the venerable 3S-GTE, it is AWD, and NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT IS. It’s a mythical car. I prefer the ST165 because it is even stealthier, but the ST185 is just as awesome.

I would like to think this was in response to all the vehicles with single exhausts and twin exits on opposite sides of the car.

What do you think other door panels are made from?

Shut your mouth!

My friend’s cavalier was named “shitbox”.

Daewoo is owned by GM.

You must be one of those people who finds the seats tolerable. To me, they are the pennance you pay for the rest of the car.

Selling my AE86.

The Mazda MZR is probably the most raced engine in the world right now, so 300 HP from a 2.5L isn’t that hard to get to.

WHAT ........

My fathers words exactly: “The child should be more afraid of you than the bully down the street, otherwise the bully has more influence than you do.”

Have you ever sat in one? The canopy comes in so close to your head that if you are over 178 cm tall you won’t be able to wear a helmet in a normal driving position. I wonder how they put cages in the things when they rallied them.