Purple satin future or gtfo.

If the future is still skinny jeans wake me up for the next future.

If I have one picture of myself doing anything this fantastic during my life I will be pleased with my legacy. It is something the ancient Greeks could be proud of.

“Farts are like snowflakes”.

How bad is one at science to go from smart feller to fart smeller...

That’s the point I was trying to make earlier, but didn’t phrase it the way you did, so I think people lost what I was saying. I can’t understand how the system was so evil and in the bag for her (according to him/his supporters) but all of a sudden it’s ok for him to attempt to sway superdelegates his way, in spite…

That pic is amusing considering it has his hands on Ohio, which he lost. The cartoonist shouldn’t have counted Bernie’s chickens before they hatched.

You mean that people from local races are more likely to support the person who is helping fund their campaign? The ignominy!

I think its obscene that Sanders is bankrolling a losing campaign on the backs of the working poor.

Yes he fucking is.

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

lol bernie my man

That mentality is the reason Paul Blart: Mall Cop made almost $200,000,000 total box office, and in the process proved to me definitively that there is no god.

My friend bought a 1990 Probe LX with a vulcan v6 and 180k for 300 bucks. Everything worked on occasion, but it was in pretty rough shape so we decided to have some fun with it.

The Cold War started again when the Russians annihilated the Georgian Military in two weeks when the US and Israel were training and arming Georgia to be a Vietnam for the Russians.

I always wondered what would happen if you combined Liberace with CW McCall.