I've seen two. The first time I saw one, my reaction was "Since when does Suzuki make trucks?"

Hey, Mr. Republican.

Apparently Jalopnik finally decided this topic is worthy of discussion. Tsk.

Wow... just... wow. *facepalm* How did we get here from there?

Yeah, that's probably it.

It started when JPL was doing tweets for the Phoenix mission and was confronted with the 140-character limit. "I" is a lot shorter than "Phoenix", and the savings added up.

Which is why I may never buy a new car again. They just don't want to sell me what I want to buy.

Even if I won millions from the lottery I probably would be perfectly happy in something like a G-wagen coated in bedliner with steelies and brush guards, or a 2001 Cherokee, or a four-door Wrangler, or a Defender, with the same treatment.

Nah, dazzle doesn't acutally protect from torpedoes. It just makes aiming harder.

What can you come up with that'll work on a round window?

It's a good way to clean a round window, although there's probably a black "bar" that doesn't show up in the pictures that runs power to the motor.

"Hey, remember all those articles about how everyone in Atlanta went driving at the same time and jammed up the roads?"

Apparently thinks his/her dietary preferences and preferred body form are the only ones that are acceptable. Also apparently has x-ray vision to determine status of driver in opaque vehicle in front of them. Also judges other people for patronizing the same restaurant that he/she was in line for. "Do as I say, not as…

If I have a choice between spending the night on the highway and spending it at home, I'm going home.

We have all this advanced technology and just about everything comes standard with 1970s-era halogens. Progress? What's that?

"Great. More incorrectly aimed headlights in oncoming traffic." is more accurate.

And you're missing mine.

When did you last check the ground under your house?

Fine... I'll drive it if you don't want it. And yes, I love the looks. Plus, wagon.

Yes, but again, conditions immediately under the building may have changed since it was built.