Right-to-Work means right to fire. I'm a loud and proud union member and steward, and I do not take it for granted.

Patel clearly fired her in retaliation for exercising her right to free speech.

Why do you have to do all those things before having sex? Showering is nice but the rest seem superfluous.

No. If they do, you're wearing a size too small.

If they do, you're wearing them wrong.

She'd look so good if she chopped the back into an actual pixie.

dr ruth! stop fat shaming!

Man, I would love it if the Founding Fathers could be brought back to life. The first thing they'd do is beat the crap out of the GOP for tarnishing and twisting their work and words.

Abby Normal...

There is nothing unchaste or unpious about having fun. I've never understood religions that don't want you to be happy. To me, that's the only real point of religion!

Just purge Facebook from your life. Problem solved in one, easy step.

Really? it was the left shark that turned out to be the popular one? I thought it was the right - oh god I have a horse in this race what is wrong with me?

Man, her lawyer is being a real Right Shark about this.

No! I was totally convinced that was a parody. It felt like watching an old Church Lady sketch!

Can I call you "alleged human being"? It hasn't been proven you're human or have human characteristics, such as reason and empathy, so, until further proof, you're only allegedly part of our species.

I can't knock her skills, but I don't think she's actually all about that bass — she's a treble young woman.

I'm pretty strongly anti-religion in a lot of ways. At the very least, you can say I'm an atheist (because that's true).

My dorm at MIT only allowed fish, but we had plenty of "furry fish" secretly residing in various dorm rooms.

The funny thing is that half the Jews in Israel look like Jasmine and Aladin. You honestly can't tell the difference between a mizrahi Jew and a Palestinian.