There is nothing unchaste or unpious about having fun. I've never understood religions that don't want you to be happy. To me, that's the only real point of religion!

Just purge Facebook from your life. Problem solved in one, easy step.

Really? it was the left shark that turned out to be the popular one? I thought it was the right - oh god I have a horse in this race what is wrong with me?

Man, her lawyer is being a real Right Shark about this.

No! I was totally convinced that was a parody. It felt like watching an old Church Lady sketch!

Can I call you "alleged human being"? It hasn't been proven you're human or have human characteristics, such as reason and empathy, so, until further proof, you're only allegedly part of our species.

I can't knock her skills, but I don't think she's actually all about that bass — she's a treble young woman.

I'm pretty strongly anti-religion in a lot of ways. At the very least, you can say I'm an atheist (because that's true).

My dorm at MIT only allowed fish, but we had plenty of "furry fish" secretly residing in various dorm rooms.

Why? Because the media tells you to?

The funny thing is that half the Jews in Israel look like Jasmine and Aladin. You honestly can't tell the difference between a mizrahi Jew and a Palestinian.

This is what happened to the Autoblow1.

First they take France, then they commit a massacre.. Last stop: Argentina?

The semi-final solution

eh, all you need to take them out is a rare Japanese Samurai pen.

"lionfish can survive in bodies of water with low salt content, unlike previously believed. "

How the f.. Could they have last episode ending with Tyrion being sentenced to death and not give us some clue as to whether that is carried out?

What on earth are you talking about? Oberyn wasn't killed in the duel. This is what happened.