“I concur in the judgment that this was an excellent locker room celebration.”  --Justice Kavanaugh

“All victories shall be celebrated in the locker room in this fashion henceforth. It is so ordered. PJ and Squee concur in the judgment.” — Justice Kavanaugh

This is how I picture Justice Kavanaugh celebrating with his female law clerks (he has all female law clerks, btw). 

The WP review is off key, to be sure, but I think Debbie Harry might be trolling with that non-blonde dye job in the caption photo.

Damnit Hillary, you’re not helping.

I would say he’s trolling, but trolling usually requires at least a modicum of clever deception. He’s more like your average Joe Pesci character — a small, extremely vicious idiot.

Oh come on, now you’re going to tell me that my American cheese isn’t actually cheese, and my Sprite isn’t actually juice, and my red tops aren’t actually dope. 

You are wrong to love Interstellar and you are wrong to hate First Man.

Yes, and I don’t care to eat grass but I do eat beef.

Look at the size of that flag.

Maybe there are problems with the studies, but I’m pretty sure it’s still safe to assume that eating lots of fresh veggies and vegetable oils is better for you than eating lots of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

“Non-plausible” deniability = “yes there’s a smoking gun in my hand, but mere smoke from the barrel doesn’t prove that a bullet actually came out”

I think you’re saying we shouldn’t just be blaming video games, we should also be blaming movies? 

Also don’t scribble all over your face with a Sharpie.

I think GoT deserved Best Drama as a nod to their multi-year achievement.

So, the crowd was not entertained?

So she doesn’t even know the extent of the wrongdoing but she’s ready to deploy whataboutism to help protect the wrongdoers.  Fight for the team right or wrong, amirite?  

Making reusable things like toys out of plastic is OK. The problem is making disposable things out of plastic.

I’m baffled that we’re hearing conflicting versions of the facts here, because Tekashi 6ix9ine’s face tattoos and CardiB’s huge false eyelashes really should validate their reliability as truth-tellers.

Amen. I’ve basically stopped eating apple pie because no thanks, I’m not interested in eating potpourri in a chalk crust.